After 15 years, a research program like the GTPG builds up numerous writings and contributions that never see the light of day. These are half-finished manuscripts, abandoned notes, snippets of unfunded proposals, and other writing projects that never saw the light of day. As a service to a small handful of people around the world, we at the GTPG hereby launch the newest online journal: EJECT: The Electronic Journal of Extemporaneous Contributions and Topics. When readership, impact factor, citations, and prestige do not matter; when only the love of a topic is enough to justify dissemination, EJECT! Click [EJECT!] to browse archives.